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Aug 21 01:08

Can You Hear Me Now?

Ex CIA director John Brennan is now complaining loudly and often that Trump is stifling his freedom of speech.

Aug 20 01:06

The First Amendment…

Aug 17 14:48

You bent over for the soap-on-a-rope and took it like a husky in heat for what?

@RealJamesWoods unloads on a former pres candidate

Aug 15 11:26

Video: Astroturfing: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

Highly recommended. Also, do a search for Aaron Swartz and Dr. David Heimbach both are on the video.

Aug 08 07:44

Holidays in Spain (2018)

Spain is a very lucky country, everyday they get thousands of new scientists, who will boost the economy and enrich the Spanish culture but the mainstream media are hiding this wonderful footage because people of other western countries might get jealous.

satire

Aug 07 23:54

Accosted

Accosted... CNN’s Jim Acosta Whines like a baby over feeling threatened by Trump supporters, all the while he’s continuing to attack Trump and his family

Aug 02 07:35

‘Help Wanted’ signs you couldn’t find on some job site (37 photos)

‘Help Wanted’ signs you couldn’t find on some job site (37 photos)

Aug 01 07:32

Is A Cartoon Showing 'Escalator Trump' Flat On His Face, 'Violent'?

(*I don't think it's anymore violent then Rush singing his Magic Negro song for the nation's only black p.o.t.u.s. , or the liberals playing with play-doh after the election , but that didn't stop some from whining their discomfort at that well placed chapping .
So , forget my own opinion . Some found a way to call an inanimate photoshopped image violent , so my final answer is; Naturally it will be found to be violent . Some Can't Take It As Well As They Dish It Out !
submitted for those who bei~lieve partisan bickering is the key to a great again nation)

Aug 01 00:05

Socialism Under Wraps

Mainstream media and the Democrats continue trying to hide what most people have already figured out, that they are anti-American socialist leaning toward Communism.

Jul 28 11:51

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: JULY 28, 2018

Here is the latest round of cartoons from Miss Snippits. Enjoy!

(note: Poor Miss Snippits is still in #TwitterJail . . . for calling (((Sarah Silverman)))a "skank" . . . Where's the LIE? We see the comedy of "Banning in the Name of Tolerance" but where is the Falsehood, @jack? . . . lol . . .

. . . One can only surmise that it is all part of Twitter's on-going Solomon-Asch-inspired-Group-Conformity (((Conversational Health Work))) . . . Tikkun olam, ya'll!!! - bb9)

Jul 27 23:32

This Really Sucks

Where’s the compassion for Children separated from their parents when arrested over having plastic straws? This is what you get when voting Democrats into office.

Jul 26 10:58

Introducing the Snowflake Manifesto

Gary Christenson wrote this article for Miles Franklin. This article includes sarcasm and discusses popular economic nonsense.

Jul 21 10:59

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: JULY 21, 2018

Here is the latest round of cartoons from Snippits! Enjoy!

Jul 20 23:34

Hot Air Balloons!

Seeing the protest balloons in Britain I think Trump would have them beat with all the hot air going after him here in America.

Jul 20 08:47

NEWS FLASH: World’s Library Sabotaged

The Library of the World — the greatest collection since the Ancient Library of Alexandria — is the world’s largest and most complete library ever collected — and which is claimed to hold a nearly complete written record of human knowledge — has been found to have been secretly sabotaged by a cabal within the library’s Indexing Department.

The sabotage was so subtle that it has only become apparent within the last few days. Here’s what we know so far: Over the last year, the group within the Indexing Department, calling themselves The Enlightened, have been quietly altering the Master Index to the vast collection by altering the individual indexes of works they consider “objectionable” or “evil” or “not helpful” to the social, political and scientific world view of cult’s leaders.

Jul 17 18:17

Strzok’s Medal Disorder

Strzok's Medal Disorder. Democrats think so little of our brave military and the honorable Purple Heart they even feel that the partisan FBI agent Strzok should get one for lying to Congress

Jul 17 08:47

Graham Hart - Hoax Train

Jul 16 00:17

Strzok Out

Peter Strzok Reeks of arrogance and deceit as demonstrated in the hearings, while the Democrats deflected, played defense and heaped praise on this subversive.

Jul 12 18:57

Transgender is Sexist

Jul 09 08:07

Merkel - the Children

Jul 05 07:37

SCHOOL DAZE:

A Virginia elementary school is spending $26,000 to rename itself after America’s most destructive president. Jon Miller imagines a day at Barack Obama Elementary School ...

Jul 04 19:12

American Revolutionary War Song:Ballad of the Green Mountain Boys

Lyrics:

Ho--all to the borders! Vermonters, come down,
With your britches of deerskin and jackets of brown;
With your red woolen caps and your moccasins come,
To the gathering summons of trumpet and drum.
Come down with your rifle!
Let gray wolf and fox
Howl on in the shadow of primitive rocks;
Let bear feed securely from pig-pen and stall;
Here's two-legged game for your powder and ball.
Then cheer, cheer, the green mountaineer, then cheer, cheer the green mountaineer

On the south came the Hessians, our land to police;
And armed for the battle while canting of peace;
On our east came the British, the red coated band
To hang up our leaders and eat up our land.
Ho--all to the rescue! For Satan shall work
No gain for the legions of Hampshire and York!
They claim our possessions--the pitiful knaves--
The tribute we pay shall be prisons and graves!
Then cheer, cheer, the green mountaineer, then cheer, cheer the green mountaineer

Jul 04 08:10

America Fuck Yea!

Jul 01 07:06

Body Language: Rod Rosenstein & Christopher Wray Hearing Revelations

Bombardsbodylanguage goes to to town on rodney

Jun 29 13:54

Prank Caller Patched Through to Trump on Air Force One

The host of "The Stuttering John" podcast, John Melendez, got President Trump on the phone yesterday by pretending he was New Jersey Sen. Bob Menendez... Melendez, the host, had three different interactions with two White House operators and got through two call screens before Jared Kushner called him from Air Force One. According to Melendez, Kushner asked if he wanted to talk to the president then or have them call him back later...

Jun 28 15:23

A NEW YOUTUBE ALTERNATIVE LAUNCHES THIS JULY, WELCOME INSPIRING IDEAS AND FREE SPEECH THAT MATTERS.

They even have a channel for Cannabis/CBD!

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Jun 27 13:54

SALTY LIB TEARS: Record Salt Harvest After Justice Kennedy Resigns From Supreme Court

Salt miners from The Donald and 4Chan are reporting a record harvest after Justice Anthony Kennedy resigned from the Supreme Court on Wednesday.

The DNC was heard melting down on a conference call and their Democrat minions on Reddit and Twitter all had similar hysterical reactions!

Jun 25 07:26

FBI Lovebirds : The Text Messages of Lisa Page & Peter Strzok ( a reenactment video)

this would have been much better had the actors been 5 year olds :)

and...wow listen to all of this!!!!!

Jun 20 10:33

Helluva Party official site

Welcome to the Helluva Party official site. You may leave at anytime. Or whatever.

The Helluva Party is the first apolitical party without a discernible ideology, building on the legacy of Citizens United. We don't have donors, we have customers. Politics as if profits matter.

Jun 19 15:34

'People Of Light': New Campaign Seeks To Redefine What It Means To Be 'White'

A new campaign is seeking to redefine the "outdated" term "white people" with the "people-first" term "people of light," which is short for "people of light skin."

"People of light," also known as "persons of light," or "PoL" for short, say the term "white" is racist and outdated and they want everyone to use "people-first language."

Jun 19 09:29

Monday Humor: Jeff Bezos Explains How Customers Can Delete Alexa's Secretly-Stored Audio

Responding to news of the digital assistant recording users’ conversations without their knowledge, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos assured critics Tuesday that Alexa’s stored audio can be deleted by simply rappelling into company headquarters, maneuvering through an intricate laser field, and destroying every server with a nanovirus.

“We take privacy concerns seriously, and I want our valued customers to know they can erase all the information their Amazon Echo has gathered just by being dropped from a helicopter over one of our towers, using a diamond-tipped glass cutter to carve out a hole in a 32nd-story window, and then employing advanced cyberwarfare techniques to compromise our data centers,” said Bezos, who added that users merely need to have their demolitions expert blow through a 7-foot steel barrier and reach Amazon’s highly complex cloud storage system to access the audio captured by Alexa.

Jun 17 21:14

Trump to Europoodles: “Roll Over. Bark. Beg…Crawl.: With a Korean Preface

I don’t get it. I know, I know, I’m just some mutt in Mexico with a computer, and easily puzzled. But…huh? Trump, we are told, pulled off a master stroke in Singapore. All the world reels at this astonishment. We see Talleyrand and Metternich rolled into one gorgeous taco. But…but….

Who did the doing, and who got done?

Jun 17 03:14

Justin Trudeau Accused of Groping Young Reporter in 2000

Oh dear, Mr Sanctimonious is a groper. Like Father Like Son

The Canadian Libertatian gives him a proper roasting :)

Jun 15 10:34

I WISH...

Jun 14 20:31

We Need To Bring Manhood Back - Gavin McInnes TRIGGERING Feminists.

Master Provocatuer McInnes talks about establishing the Proud Boys Club, a male only club.

Proud Boys: Who Are They?

Wikiedia tries to put the 'Alt-Right' label on them(Of course)
Proud Boys

Jun 12 09:50

Purpose of evil on Earth? More evil = easier for souls to evolve because fierce competition demands work; less evil = harder for souls to evolve because livin’ is easy

*hyperlinks/videos live at source*

From what I see and sense, Earth is in a completion phase:
1. The historically-hidden realms of rogue state empires existing on lies played upon human limitations is being revealed.
2. Those of us relatively awake play important roles illuminating crucial objective facts, as best we’re able among stupefied humanity bred and conditioned to obey their wanna-be masters.
3. The point of completion is not “victory for good” but choices of who individuals say they are: either electing psychopathic domination only possible in the dark, or entering the light where all is seen and psychopathic lies/tricks fool no one.

Jun 06 11:03

Hill-ISIS-LI

May 31 12:27

Fresh Garrison! - Who Let the Dogs Out?

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May 31 12:23

Hillary for Asylum 2020

May 28 09:47

Hija-Barbie

Satire

May 27 13:21

The Letter Q

Thanks Q, for all you do!

May 27 07:44

MAD Magazine, October 2013.

. Obama-spy

May 27 01:20

The Clapper!

May 25 14:35

Hilarious Footage: Starbucks Sensitivity Training

Starbucks plans to close the stores and offer sensitivity training on May 29th of this year as a result of a Starbucks employee calling the police on two black men who were denied access to the bathroom for not being a paying customer. What will those classes look like? Here's a video of what employees of Starbucks might expect to see....

May 24 11:40

New Ben Garrison! - The Wizard of Twitter

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May 23 11:15

Weird laws still in effect in the United States

Get this – the average US citizen breaks at least three laws a day without even knowing it!

All women of “uncertain” chastity must be off the streets by 9 p.m.

A man can legally beat his wife (but not more than once a month).

One may not have more than two dildos in a house.

Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

It is illegal to serve alcohol to a gay person.

Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff.

May 21 21:28

The Messiah Is Here

Excellent piece covering the last couple of weeks in the Mideast.
Pretty well sums it up! Trump and Putin in Netanyahu's pocket.

The arrival of Benjamin Netanyahu on that day was a heaven-sent gift for Putin. Here was the man who could call upon the US Senate, who can deal with the US President, and now he came in person, Mr World Jewry personified, supporting the Russian narrative of history

Netanyahu repaid his host by a missile strike upon Syria, almost right away. This is a standard Israeli procedure: upon any high-level meeting with the Russians, bomb their allies, so they would know who is more important. They bombed Syria while Russian Defence Minister Shoygu’s jet was still in flight from Moscow to Tel Aviv.
Putin swallowed it, and promised to refrain from supplying S-300 to Syria, despite his Chief of Staff’s words.

May 16 08:53

Daddy's Little Ghoul -Ivanka Is Such A Sweet Little Zionist Genocidal Daughter

Who Controls Her Stupid Narcissistic Dad

May 16 07:36

'With friends like that who needs enemies’: Tusk lashes out at Trump over recent US moves

Looks like the EU will be ditching the dollar for oil payments.

Donald Tusk
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@eucopresident
Looking at latest decisions of @realDonaldTrump someone could even think: with friends like that who needs enemies. But frankly, EU should be grateful. Thanks to him we got rid of all illusions. We realise that if you need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of your arm.

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May 12 22:45

Netanyahu: “Let’s You and Him Fight”: Brandishing the American Miitary

Fred On Everything is P.O.ed!

Why did the Cockatoo-in-Chief renege on the Iran deal deeply prized by Russia, China, France, Germany, England, and the European Union? Why did he deliberately damage relations with Europe and cost American workers many thousands of jobs at Boeing among others? Why do all of this to hurt a country that poses no danger to the United States?

Israel.Israel, Israel. Israel. Israel.
Always Israel.

But while “the Jews” didn’t sink the Iran deal, a comparatively small number of Israel-firsters did. These are the Neocons, warlike and heavily Jewish, plus the Jewish lobby AIPAC plus a few Jewish billionaires. Collectively they determine American foreign policy, and not for the benefit of America........

May 12 09:36

Motorised shed hits 100mph to break speed record at Pendine Sands

A souped-up motorised shed has broken its own land speed record on a Welsh beach as it hit 100mph.

May 12 02:58

The Stefan Halper Trick Shot

How to get a fisa warrant

May 10 15:52

Why America is the Greatest Country

Op-Ed by Chris Kanthan

That America is the greatest country today and in the history of mankind is of no doubt. It feels really silly to even write an article about such an indisputable fact. We are the sole superpower with the biggest economy, the most desired currency and the mightiest military. If you’re reading this, you can thank the American innovation called the Internet. Throughout the world, people listen to American music, watch American movies and pay a premium for American brands – from clothing to electronics to food – and dream of immigrating to America. That’s called Soft Power.

Of course, America is not a paradise where everything is perfect. Let’s address some of the concerns of the nitpicking naysayers...

May 10 10:02

Donald Trump angers Scots after luxury golf resort bans Irn-Bru

Trump has really done it now. He has banned the Scots #1 soft drink from his Scottish resort and golf course. Boy is he in big trouble now!
Where is William Wallace when you need him. Trump can kill them,attack their country,sanction them,but the Scots will never give up their Irn Bru!

It is the best-selling soft drink in Scotland, often referred to as the country's "other national drink," so it should perhaps come as no surprise that the banning of Irn-Bru from a luxury golf resort owned by Donald Trump has caused many Scots to see, erm, orange.

May 09 14:45

Watch the Long-Lost ‘Donald Trump’s House of Wings’ Sketch

In 2004, Trump appeared in a Saturday Night Live

May 06 23:41

Man Who Self-Identified as Bear Found Bear Community Highly Intolerant

Ryan Riese of Fulton, MD died yesterday after deciding to don a bear costume and attempt to live among actual bears. He was 36 at the time of his passing.

May 05 17:33

Mid-2018: America’s 2nd Revolution for Independence will win with: 1) Facts all on our side, 2) Teamwork, 3) Faith

*hyperlinks/videos live at source*

America’s first revolution for independence had three stages:
1. Decades of public awakening to their own government using We the People as colonized work animals to maximize a .01% profits. Founders spoke and wrote, government denied and lied, and most Americans were too busy to clearly embrace those facts.
2. War from 1775 to 1781.
3. Decades of recapture for the US to ironically become the world’s most dangerous and harmful illegal rogue state empire.

Welcome to mid-2018 (more on current status here):
1. All facts on the side of We the People to prove a lying, Orwellian-illegal .01% US rogue state empire.
2. Awakening Americans to these facts, but with central questions: will we win? Do we have enough teammates? What strategies can win?
3. Appropriate perspective and humor of we simple humans thrown into this ridiculously challenging cosmic “game.”

May 02 03:44

Michelle Wolf Defends WHCD Jokes

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I wanted to do something different. I didn’t want to cater to the room. I wanted to cater to the outside audience, and not betray my brand of comedy. I actually, a friend of mine who helped me write, he gave me a note before I went on which I kept with me which was, “Be true to yourself. Never apologize. Burn it to the ground.”

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(*Tough crowd !

I thought they were the Anti Politically Correct administration .)


(*"I learned The Truth from Lenny Bruce"
Paul Simon )

Apr 30 10:57

Bitches and Ho's and Mop Glow Floes with Smiley Face, Polar Bears.

Dog Poet Transmitting.......

It's Sunday! Sunday afternoon. Here at Aquasco Speedway. Big Daddy Dan Gurlitz is rolling out of the hills of South Carolina, just north of the Lee Correctional Facility at Bishopville, SC. With his 4-barrel, hemi-topped, microcephalic, chrome plated, pinhead 457. It's all good.

Something happened in the night last night; don't know what it was. It was good and charged with energy. Yesterday I woke up in the early evening after a short nap, disoriented and hearing that I was in countdown mode and might not be here all that much longer. Time passed and I understood that not much longer did not mean sometime the next day or next year but time to think about winding up those details that have been hanging around, waiting for me to get a clue about them; not time for me to start making plans, cause it never is or will be.

Apr 30 04:20

TRUMP RIPS MICHELLE WOLF

Trump Rips Correspondents' Dinner, 'Filthy' Michelle Wolf

US President Donald Trump on Sunday joined in on the criticism of comedian Michelle Wolf's performance at this year's White House Correspondents’ Association (WHCA) dinner, calling her "filthy" and slamming the event as an "embarrassment."
“The White House Correspondents’ Dinner was a failure last year, but this year was an embarrassment to everyone associated with it,” Trump wrote on twitter, The Hill reported.

“The filthy ‘comedian’ totally bombed (couldn’t even deliver her lines-much like the Seth Meyers weak performance). Put Dinner to rest, or start over!,” he added, referencing Meyers' 2011 headlining performance in which he roasted Trump.

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(*With all due respect , Meyers , Wolf , are two of your "Jewish Friends" , Sir . "13" Days before you deliver preferential treatment for them over all others . )

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