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HUMOR AND SATIRE

Jan 19 15:08

Imagine Being Arrested for Being Politically Incorrect Reporting a Crime to a Social Justice Warrior Cop.

A funny Video in a funny way demonstrating Political correctness gone wild.

Jan 19 06:26

Little Rocket Man and The Stable Genius

Covfefe, Little Rocket Man and ‘stable genius’: A year of Trumpisms

(*A fun romp down the memory lane of Trump seventh grade vocabulary disfunctions , dim witticisms , and spelling errors from TY1 (*Trump Year One) )

Jan 18 16:21

COMEDY | What It’s Like To Interview A Millenial

This is pretty funny...

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Jan 18 11:19

50 Americans Summarize Their Home State In One Perfectly Sarcastic Sentence

No state is perfect. Just ask the people who live there.

Jan 15 13:01

Jews and Their Jokes

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Citing a Pew Research Center study titled “A Portrait of Jewish Americans,” Dauber reports that “42 percent of respondents felt that ‘having a good sense of humor’ was part of ‘being Jewish in America today,’ 14 percent more than being ‘part of a Jewish community’ and 23 percent more than ‘observing Jewish law.’?” In other words, at the heart of being Jewish, in the minds of a preponderant number of American Jews, is comedy. How did this minority people produce so much humor, so many jokey jakeys?

The Old Testament, to put it gently, is not notable for humor.>>>

Jan 12 15:17

A Brief History of Political Profanity

Lyndon B. Johnson had a famously dirty mouth. He chided Canada's Lester Pearson for his anti-Vietnam stance by saying, "You pissed on my rug," and once likened the difference between a Senator and a Representative to "the difference between chicken salad and chicken s___." He even considered removing J. Edgar Hoover as FBI chief but changed his mind, reasoning that "it's probably better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside pissing in."

Yet despite Johnson's many outbursts, Richard Nixon holds the unofficial record for being the most openly profane U.S. President — probably because he recorded much of what he said in the Oval Office. In a taped 1971 conversation between the President and two of his aides, Nixon called Mexicans "dishonest," said that blacks lived "like a bunch of dogs" and that San Francisco was full of "fags" and "decorators." And that was just one conversation.

Jan 12 13:59

WATCH WHAT IT’S LIKE TO INTERVIEW A MILLENNIAL…

WARNING: The showing of this video may trigger some Millennials. If you are a Millennial and feel triggered by viewing this, please find a safe space immediately.

Jan 11 07:42

.01%’s evil on earth from cosmic perspective: a Goddess discovers she has a zit

*hyperlinks/videos live at source*

An analogy of present-day evil on Earth. Our story is over two days from three perspectives: a Goddess with a zit, the infected cells within the zit, and white blood cell warriors.
Day 1

Young Goddesses meet for learning, work, and enjoyment. Two apparate within beautiful human-like bodies.

Goddess 2: Oh mySelf! What is that thing on your cheek?!

Goddess 1: Hideously ugly, I know. It’s called a zit. I’ve heard of these, but never got one.

G2: How did it get there?!

G1: It’s a localized infection caused by my relative imbalances recently: too much of some actions and not enough of others.

G2: What are you going to do with it?

G1: (smiling) After topical treatment failed, I now need to wait about a day, then use a tool to remove the infected material. I have to wait, otherwise the infection might go deeper and become a bigger problem.

G2: Good plan. I’ve heard about zits, but have never seen one.

Jan 10 15:48

Donald Trump Is Toast

Who knew this morning, that when I put a piece of delicious Nature's Fresh white bread into my trusted 1983 Sunbeam toaster, that my life would alter forever.

For when the toast popped up, low and behold, an image of the man that has divided the world appeared right in front of me, staring at me like an apparition from another dimension.

Was I dreaming, was this #FakeNews? Nope, it was true alright, and I was now left with the thought of what to do next.

Jan 08 13:34

Cliven Bundy standoff case thrown out in another stunning blow to government

The Oregonian tried to railroad the Bundy's and now they and their trolls are very Butthurt! ROTFWLMFAO!

By Maxine Bernstein mbernstein@oregonian.com
The Oregonian/OregonLive

A federal judge Monday threw out criminal charges against Nevada cattleman Cliven Bundy, his two sons and a co-defendant in the 2014 Bunkerville standoff, citing "flagrant misconduct" by prosecutors and the FBI in not disclosing evidence to the defense before and during trial.

"The government's conduct in this case was indeed outrageous," U.S. District Judge Gloria M. Navarro ruled. "There has been flagrant misconduct, substantial prejudice and no lesser remedy is sufficient."

Jan 03 10:09

MIDWEEK TOONS ~~ WAR HERE, WAR THERE, WAR EVERYWHERE …. TIME FOR A CHANGE!

Last time I heard “time for change” coming from White House, countries like Libya and Syria were devastated. Is this statement a declaration of war against Iran?

Jan 01 14:35

Dealing With North Korea

If I were President of the United States,this is how I would deal with Kim Jong-un and the North Korean situation.

First, realize that Un’s theatrics are, from his own point of view, perfectly rational. He is not stupid. He looks at what happened to Muammar Gaddafi of Libya; murdered by mobs after kow-towing to the Great Satan. He notes the demise of Saddam Hussain of Iraq, another country that got on the wrong side of our imperialist nation; a similar dismal end befell him, too. It does not take much brain power to realize that Un’s only hope of escaping a similar fate would be, roughly, the one he has adopted: belligerence, nuclear armament, bellicosity, etc.

Here is what to do about the situation.

Jan 01 14:05

Squirrel Breaks Into a House in the US, Attacks Police Officer

In other news. LOL!

On December 29th, 2017 Brockport Police were called to a residence to take down an invasive squirrel that had broken into a home. The unrepentant critter was reportedly caught eating cookies in the kitchen, the description under the video posted on the Brockport Police Department Facebook page read. Officers arrived at the scene and entered the kitchen but were attacked by the furious animal. The squirrel jumped right on one cop's face.

Dec 26 14:25

Firing the Pre-Pubertal Arquebus: A Sociological Treatise

Today we will ponder America, a country, even a civilization, that existed long ago where the United States is today, but bore little resemblance to it. It will be like studying cave drawings, or Sargon of Akkad. Pay attention. The is original source material of historical importance.

I was there, in America: Athens, Alabama, at age twelve.

Dec 23 11:39

TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE ….. ‘BLIND PASSION’

Found this on FaceBook …. A MUST WATCH

Dec 11 08:06

Toddler signals ‘help’ in sign language during photo with Santa

Every holiday season when Santa comes to town, children and their parents line-up to meet the jolly big man – but one Maryland toddler wasn’t having it.
Kerry Spencer taught her son the sign for “help” in sign language. And during his photo with Santa – he made the sign.

Dec 10 10:04

PALESTINE TO RECOGNIZE TEXAS AS A PART OF MEXICO

In response to US President Donald Trump’s recognition of Jerusalem as the Israeli capital, the Palestinian National Authority has announced that it will recognize Texas as a state of Mexico since it was violently annexed by the United States in the 1840s.

Dec 05 11:04

A HELPFUL SUGGESTION FOR MY FORMER COLLEAGUES IN HOLLYWOOD!

Following the United Nations vote recognizing the state of Palestine, Netanyahu's tantrum over the Iran P5+1 deal, followed by more pressure that Israel admit to their nuclear weapons, not to mention Netanyahu's attempt to blame the Palestinians for the Holocaust, I predict that Hollywood, ever eager to remind us all of how Israel and the Jews have suffered and deserve our unquestioning support as they shower white-hot flaming death onto the Palestinian children and steal more of their land, would immediately green-light a whole new batch of movies about Hitler, the Nazis, and so forth.

So I started to wonder, after decades of Hollywood obsession with events that happened before I was even born (and I am sixty three), they gotta be scraping the bottom of the barrel for movies about Nazis.

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Dec 01 11:14

The Price Says It All

Nov 27 16:25

Ben Garrison Cartoon | Political Ass Clowns

Especially good artwork in this one.

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Nov 27 14:39

I was offended - steve hughes

Webmaster's Commentary: 

Posted for the corporate media's brouhaha over Trump's Pocahontas joke.

Nov 25 17:42

MUST SEE VIDEO: Music What Kicketh Political Arse | Tim Minchin (NSFW)

Did someone mention the Catholic Church?

(in belated observance of the October 4th Feast Day of St. Sinead O'Connor)

Nov 25 17:33

MUST SEE VIDEO: Music What Kicketh Political Arse | Tim Minchin (NSFW)

Did someone mention the Catholic Church?

(in belated observance of the October 4th Feast Day of St. Sinead O'Connor)

Nov 21 13:35

Ya-Think?

Nov 21 10:20

TOOSDAY’S TOON ~~ PUNISHING PALESTINE FOR ISRAEL’S CRIMES

Nov 19 13:24

SUNDAY BILL CLINTON CARTOON...

Can't give away the punch line.

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Nov 19 10:15

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: NOVEMBER 18, 2017

Nov 17 17:36

Here's The Best Al Franken Groping Memes

Here's the top sixteen "Al Franken grope memes" from the good folks at 4Chan.

Nov 15 10:33

BEN GARRISON CARTOON | THE DC SWAMP

This is one of his best all-time works of art.

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Nov 13 16:55

In Other News: Naked People Terrorize Missouri Town

Several people went on a rampage in a small Missouri town that included barking like dogs, yelling, breaking into buildings and showering naked in soda water.

Nov 11 10:31

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: NOVEMBER 11, 2017

Nov 09 09:58

LATUFF’S ENTRY LOSES OUT IN IDF’S LOGO CONTEST

The IDF’s logo for Israel’s 70th year

IDF invited artists to submit entries for a new logo for Israel’s 70th anniversary

Carlos Latuff submitted the following (very fitting logo)

Nov 08 13:49

BEN GARRISON CARTOON | HILLARY THE RAT

New piece of political art from the great Ben Garrison.

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Nov 05 09:47

IMAGE OF THE DAY ~~ DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME

Nov 04 09:43

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: NOVEMBER 4, 2017

Nov 03 11:17

MEMES: DONNA BRAZILE THROWS HILLARY UNDER THE BUS !!!

Nov 02 09:37

Canada Pays Hush Money To Silence MKULTRA Victim's Daughter - #NewWorldNextWeek - corbettreport

Published on Nov 2, 2017Welcome to New World Next Week – the video series from Corbett Report and Media Monarchy that covers some of the most important developments in open source intelligence news. This week:

Oct 31 13:01

HILLARY HALLOWEEN CARTOON

This is near-perfection...

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Oct 31 09:44

BOO! …. TWICK OR TWEET

Oct 28 11:29

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: OCTOBER 28, 2017

Oct 27 20:14

Marshfield man locked in beer cooler overnight drinks beer, arrested

MARSHFIELD (WAOW) -
A Marshfield man is behind bars after police say he was locked inside a beer cooler at a convenience store, had several drinks, and then fled.

According to the police report, Van Ert drank an 18 ounce bottle of Icehouse Beer and three cans of Four Loko. He also fell over a stack of 30 pack Busch Light Cans.

Oct 27 19:36

JFK Assassination Triggered More Than Kennedy’s Death

Author and journalist David Talbot has spent years examining and writing about the assassination of President John F. Kennedy and its connection to broader US politics. In his conversation with WhoWhatWhy’s Jeff Schechtman, he makes the case that the cynicism from decades of lies about JFK, Martin Luther King, Watergate, and many more seminal events in recent US history is to blame in part for the divisions and the distrust of government we are witnessing today.

Oct 26 13:23

Ben Garrison Cartoon | Wake Up, Jeff Sessions

New piece from Garrison.

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Oct 26 09:55

SAD BUT TRUE TOON OF THE DAY

Oct 24 11:26

ASSORTMENT OF TOONS FOR TOOSDAY

What does helping hurricane victims in Texas have to do with supporting Israel?

Oct 22 10:15

Hillary Clinton - Let it Go (Frozen Parody)

Oct 22 10:07

All Hillary wanted for Christmas was the White House You can't always get what you want

Oct 16 12:15

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: OCTOBER 14, 2017

Oct 14 00:31

WHY FRIDAY THE 13TH BECAME UNLUCKY – LEST WE FORGET (with related hilarious nsfw video)

...It was generally agreed that the charges were false, but...King Philip, who was already deeply in debt to the Templars from his war with the English, decided to seize upon the rumours ...as a way of freeing himself from his debts. At dawn on Friday, 13 October 1307 ...King Philip IV ordered de Molay and scores of other French Templars to be simultaneously arrested....Claims were made that... Templar ...recruits were forced to spit on the Cross, deny Christ, and engage in indecent kissing ...the order was said to have encouraged homosexual practices. The Templars were charged with numerous other offences such as financial corruption, fraud, and secrecy.

Some speculations regarding the accusations of homosexuality in addition to heresy: this was no doubt to seal their fate, since EVERY Catholic Priest knows intimately just how wrong these are...

To which this is the appropriate reponse, for the role the Church had in the murder of the Templars:

Oct 13 19:12

From Tex Mex to Mex Tech: A Study of Northern Inattention

In America two narratives about Mexico dominate. First, chiefly emanating from anti-immigrant ideologues who usually have never been here, holds that Mexicans have low IQs and cannot function at other than a primitive level. Breitbart News and something called Vdare are chief among these. They don’t quite expect to find all Mexicans either robbing banks or sleeping at the foot of cactuses win big hats and a burro, but they come close.

Oct 10 09:23

On Again Off Again

Trump challenges Tillerson to battle of IQ tests over reported 'moron' jab

(*LoL ! Greatest Administration yet . Has there ever been a more awesome Running Gag in White House history ?)

Oct 09 13:49

Robots Read News About a New Hybrid Plant Called the Weinstein

An Occasional Web Comic by Scott Adams

Oct 07 08:56

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: OCTOBER 7, 2017

Oct 06 14:49

Hi. I'm Hypocrite Jimmy Kimmel

My show used to end with women jumping on trampolines ---for obvious reasons.

Now....

Oct 04 11:49

New Garrison Cartoon : A Moment of Silence

GOOD ONE!

Oct 02 10:30

ARE YOU A NAZI?

Oct 01 11:42

North Korea hires new expert missile launcher!

Sep 30 10:45

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: SEPTEMBER 30, 2017

Sep 28 10:30

THE CRISIS ACTOR OSCARS 2017! ACADEMY AWARDS FOR BEST CRISIS ACTORS IN A LEADING HOAX DURING 2016!

Hilarious! Don't miss the comments below video :-)

THE CRISIS ACTOR OSCARS 2017! ACADEMY AWARDS FOR BEST CRISIS ACTORS IN A LEADING HOAX DURING 2016!

Sep 26 09:48

Revoke the NFL's Antitrust Exemption

Indeed, were the NFL not subject to an antitrust exemption granted to it by our compromised Congress, thanks to the sport’s lobbyists having spread “beaucoup” money all over Capitol Hill, the club of uber rich owners who make their own rules with impunity could be charged under RICO, the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act, for price fixing, market division and other illegal anti-competitive acts. As a former Justice Department Antitrust Division prosecutor who was on the trial team that broke up AT&T during the Reagan administration for price fixing and market division, take it from me!

Sep 26 09:40

ANOTHER MIXED BAG OF TOONS AND IMAGES FOR A MIXED UP WORLD

Sep 24 09:45

MIXED BAG OF TOONS FOR A MIXED UP WORLD

El mundo está loco, loco, loco

It´s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Sep 23 09:47

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: SEPTEMBER 23, 2017

Sep 22 18:09

Inside MSNBC's Lawrence O'Donnell's ear piece (SPOOF)

Another little gem...

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Sep 21 11:22

YOU HAVE TO BE IN AWE OF REDNECK ENGINEERING (20 PHOTOS)

Rednecks have never gotten enough credit for their inventions and contributions to the engineering world. Their prototypes may be crude at first glance, but there’s a nugget of moonshine soaked genius in there somewhere.

Get ready, ya’ll, the greatest examples of redneck engineering are coming at ya.

Sep 21 10:17

SNIPPITS AND SNAPPITS

Sep 21 09:41

Morgan Freeman Declares War On Penguins

Sep 20 07:56

The Daily Show’s Perfect Response Took Trump Down Hard For His Childish UN Speech

The Daily Show had the perfect response to Trump’s UN speech. They put out a video framing Trump as a troubled seven-year-old boy who was allowed to address the UN.
(*Video at source)
The video, even though it was a parody, perfectly captured the tone of Trump’s speech to the UN. Trump is the grown man-child who desperately wants to prove that he belongs with the adults, but can’t save himself from his own childish outbursts.

Sep 19 20:32

Star Trek: TOS Errand of Mercy

We need some of these guys.

The Organians: "super-evolved" and completely pacifistic.

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